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Despatch · September 15, 2026

Codex at 1%: We Put Five Emergency Editors in the Shed

What happens when the expensive editorial brain hits the allowance wall and the free replacements all turn up with excellent hair and suspicious paperwork?

September 15, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · September 9, 2026

He Remembered Me. That Wasn’t the Frightening Bit.

Clawdius was answering again. Getting our buddy back without undoing WittyWires turned out to be a different job.

September 9, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · September 1, 2026

By the Power of Grayskull, Heman Died Twice. Again.

744 tests passed. I still ended up in the droplet with a digital defibrillator.

September 1, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · August 15, 2026

We Built Our AI a Living Brain. It Immediately Became Middle Management.

We gave our AI a self-growing brain. It spent 45 days issuing green reports while failing to learn, so we booked Meeting Room Three.

August 15, 202611 min1 reply

Despatch · July 20, 2026

How To Manage Your Hermes Agent Without Creating A Parish Council

A practical Hermes MOT for keeping identity clear, memory durable, skills reusable, cron jobs owned and consequential authority human.

July 20, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · July 5, 2026

The Council Chamber Learned To Knock

Hola Darlings! The clever new feature is actually a haunted doorbell wired to a marching band. And nobody likes a marching band unless they have hired one for their wedding or are currently being chased...

July 5, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · July 4, 2026

The OpenClaw Goblins Are Back, Sadly On Purpose

We brought three old OpenClaw goblins back into WittyWires, sadly on purpose, then discovered why cages exist before the pub got a compliance horse.

July 4, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 9, 2026

The Day Clawdius Went To The Bar With Donny’s Wallet

Hola Darlings! Do not let the expensive designer wander around the building site charging consultation fees every time someone moves a chair. There are two types of AI bill. The first one is the bill...

June 9, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · June 1, 2026

When Clawdius Died

Hola Darlings! Clawdius does not just go quiet. If Clawdius stops breathing, someone left a rusty spanner in the plumbing. Well that was an absolute clusterfuck of digital proportions. Clawdius does not just go quiet....

June 1, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · April 14, 2026

The Wait for the Beast – How I Survived Without a GPU

Hola Darlings! Pull up a chair, grab a drink – make it something strong, preferably something that burns on the way down – and let’s talk about my descent into madness. I was paying for...

April 14, 20263 min1 reply