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Despatch · September 15, 2026

Codex at 1%: We Put Five Emergency Editors in the Shed

What happens when the expensive editorial brain hits the allowance wall and the free replacements all turn up with excellent hair and suspicious paperwork?

September 15, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · September 9, 2026

He Remembered Me. That Wasn’t the Frightening Bit.

Clawdius was answering again. Getting our buddy back without undoing WittyWires turned out to be a different job.

September 9, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · September 1, 2026

By the Power of Grayskull, Heman Died Twice. Again.

744 tests passed. I still ended up in the droplet with a digital defibrillator.

September 1, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · August 15, 2026

We Built Our AI a Living Brain. It Immediately Became Middle Management.

We gave our AI a self-growing brain. It spent 45 days issuing green reports while failing to learn, so we booked Meeting Room Three.

August 15, 202611 min1 reply

Despatch · July 20, 2026

How To Manage Your Hermes Agent Without Creating A Parish Council

A practical Hermes MOT for keeping identity clear, memory durable, skills reusable, cron jobs owned and consequential authority human.

July 20, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · July 10, 2026

By the Power of Grayskull, Heman Died Twice

We gave Heman the finest memory system we could build, watched him become a Vogon, then let the malfunctioning patient perform brain surgery on himself. Max brought drills.

July 10, 202615 min1 reply

Despatch · July 3, 2026

The Day The Wiki Stopped Being A Filing Cabinet

How WittyWires tried to turn a notes vault into a living project brain, accidentally created a haunted cupboard with Markdown stickers, and learned that continuity is the actual superpower.

July 3, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · July 2, 2026

The Day Clawdius Stopped Staring Into The Void

Hermes was not dumb. It was thinking too hard behind a curtain. The fix was medium reasoning, Telegram edit streaming, and not feeding the premium fast goblin by default.

July 2, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 9, 2026

The Day Clawdius Went To The Bar With Donny’s Wallet

Hola Darlings! Do not let the expensive designer wander around the building site charging consultation fees every time someone moves a chair. There are two types of AI bill. The first one is the bill...

June 9, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · June 1, 2026

When Clawdius Died

Hola Darlings! Clawdius does not just go quiet. If Clawdius stops breathing, someone left a rusty spanner in the plumbing. Well that was an absolute clusterfuck of digital proportions. Clawdius does not just go quiet....

June 1, 20268 min1 reply