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Despatch · June 17, 2026

The Useless Kids On The Block

Hola Darlings! Nobody sensible would build it like this, which is exactly why it now works. There is a version of WittyWires that exists in a glossy pitch deck somewhere in the cursed cupboard of...

June 17, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · June 17, 2026

The Search Bar That Ate My Day

One Activity search bar, one exhausted human, and a day spent discovering that green ticks do not mean the page has stopped looking cursed.

June 17, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 15, 2026

Forty-Eight Humans And A Shed Full Of Better Breadcrumbs

A few days in the WittyWires command shed: better breadcrumbs, lying green ticks, adult knives left in the drawer, and forty-eight actual humans outside the window.

June 15, 20268 min1 reply