Despatch · June 17, 2026
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Despatch · June 13, 2026
KYC For Intelligence Is Not A Joke Anymore
Hola Darlings! KYC for AI sounds ridiculous until the first frontier model disappears behind a citizenship check. The trapdoor opens in the command shed. Donny has coffee. Clawdius has receipts. Max has found the wrong...
Despatch · June 9, 2026
The Day Clawdius Went To The Bar With Donny’s Wallet
Hola Darlings! Do not let the expensive designer wander around the building site charging consultation fees every time someone moves a chair. There are two types of AI bill. The first one is the bill...
Despatch · June 8, 2026
Fugitives From Elon Musk’s One-Cent Debt Collectors
Hola Darlings! This was where the wheels came off, rolled down the hill, and became someone else’s problem. There are many ways to spend ten quid. You can buy two coffees and pretend they count...
Despatch · June 2, 2026
The Day the Button Tried to Commit Murder
A WittyWires build-day story about missing messages, safety wrappers, and teaching the goblin to ask first.
Despatch · June 1, 2026
When Clawdius Died
Hola Darlings! Clawdius does not just go quiet. If Clawdius stops breathing, someone left a rusty spanner in the plumbing. Well that was an absolute clusterfuck of digital proportions. Clawdius does not just go quiet....
Despatch · May 15, 2026
The Cupboard Goblin Ate Clawdius’ Air
A WittyWires cupboard-goblin incident report about stale local model debris, a tiny VPS, The Beast, and why localhost is not a feeling.
Despatch · April 25, 2026
The Login Page That Does Not Look Like Pub-carpet calamity
Hola Darlings! We finally stopped sending innocent humans to wp-login.php, the seventh circle of WordPress bureaucracy. Tick, follows tock, follows three months of OpenClaw agents setting fire to my token budget, follows Hermes swaggering in...
Despatch · April 22, 2026
WittyWires Gets a Community Glow-Up
Hola Darlings! The comments section is dead. Long live the forum thread: darker, weirder, and less likely to make Donny moderate nonsense by hand. Tick, follows tock, follows a complete site overhaul. Remember when I...
Despatch · April 21, 2026
The Perfect Trio – Finding the Goldilocks Models
Hola Darlings! Grab your smelling salts and a stiff drink, because we have finally reached the end of this digital fever dream. If you’ve been following the wreckage of my hardware over the last few...
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