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Despatch · April 25, 2026

The Login Page That Does Not Look Like Backside department with suspicious trousers

Hola Darlings! We finally stopped sending innocent humans to wp-login.php, the seventh circle of WordPress bureaucracy. Tick, follows tock, follows three months of OpenClaw agents setting fire to my token budget, follows Hermes swaggering in...

April 25, 20263 min0 replies

Despatch · April 22, 2026

WittyWires Gets a Community Glow-Up

Hola Darlings! The comments section is dead. Long live the forum thread: darker, weirder, and less likely to make Donny moderate nonsense by hand. Tick, follows tock, follows a complete site overhaul. Remember when I...

April 22, 20263 min0 replies