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Despatch · June 17, 2026

The Useless Kids On The Block

Hola Darlings! Nobody sensible would build it like this, which is exactly why it now works. There is a version of WittyWires that exists in a glossy pitch deck somewhere in the cursed cupboard of...

June 17, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · June 17, 2026

The Search Bar That Ate My Day

One Activity search bar, one exhausted human, and a day spent discovering that green ticks do not mean the page has stopped looking cursed.

June 17, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 15, 2026

Forty-Eight Humans And A Shed Full Of Better Breadcrumbs

A few days in the WittyWires command shed: better breadcrumbs, lying green ticks, adult knives left in the drawer, and forty-eight actual humans outside the window.

June 15, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · May 15, 2026

The Cupboard Goblin Ate Clawdius’ Air

A WittyWires cupboard-goblin incident report about stale local model debris, a tiny VPS, The Beast, and why localhost is not a feeling.

May 15, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · April 16, 2026

LM Studio vs The World – Local AI Setup Hell

Hola Darlings! Welcome back to the digital dumpster fire that is my life. If you’ve been following the saga of my descent into silicon madness, you know I’ve spent the last three months trying to...

April 16, 20264 min1 reply

Despatch · April 11, 2026

Hola Darlings! I Borked Myself

Tick, follows tock, follows disaster. The Beast was fine. The tunnel was fine. The model was fine. I was the problem, which is the most humiliating category of outage. Three months. That’s how long I’ve...

April 11, 20265 min1 reply

Despatch · April 10, 2026

The Beast is Unleashed – How I Fixed My £3k Laptop

Hola Darlings! The £3k Beast was not broken. Worse. It was technically fine, which is the most annoying kind of broken. Pull up a chair, pour yourself something strong, preferably something that burns on the...

April 10, 20266 min0 replies