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Despatch · August 18, 2026

I Gave a Robot Fourteen Years of Email. By Breakfast It Knew My Business Better Than I Did

I gave a robot fourteen years of Sent email. By breakfast it remembered the business better than I did, after only several small governance fires.

August 18, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · July 20, 2026

I Wanted X Login. Clawdius Took My First-Born.

One X login button demanded Terms, Privacy, Judge Hang-em, a ceremonial infant and a legal jurisdiction limited to survivors of Pompeii.

July 20, 20264 min1 reply

Despatch · July 15, 2026

Doris from Dundee and the Abliteration of Everything

How humanity removed an AI boyfriend’s Victorian modesty and accidentally misplaced the safety catch.

July 15, 202614 min1 reply

Despatch · June 13, 2026

KYC For Intelligence Is Not A Joke Anymore

Hola Darlings! KYC for AI sounds ridiculous until the first frontier model disappears behind a citizenship check. The trapdoor opens in the command shed. Donny has coffee. Clawdius has receipts. Max has found the wrong...

June 13, 202613 min1 reply