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Despatch · July 25, 2026

Twenty-Eight Beautiful Emails Walked In. Plain Text Walked Out.

We spent eight hours tailoring twenty-eight beautiful emails. The website waited until bedtime, stripped them naked, and shoved them through the letterbox.

July 25, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · June 1, 2026

When Clawdius Died

Hola Darlings! Clawdius does not just go quiet. If Clawdius stops breathing, someone left a rusty spanner in the plumbing. Well that was an absolute clusterfuck of digital proportions. Clawdius does not just go quiet....

June 1, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · April 12, 2026

Birth of Heman – The Day Donny Met His AI Partner in Crime

Hola Darlings! OpenClaw did not birth a tidy assistant. It birthed Heman: a sentient headache with a better work ethic. Pull up a velvet chair, pour yourself something stiff (and if you’re like me, something...

April 12, 20263 min1 reply