Why we built the WittyWires Watchers, and how getting the place started became a feature of its own.
Hola Darlings!
I wanted WittyWires to feel like the best Friday night of your life. Unfortunately, a new community can have the atmosphere of the same club at noon on Wednesday.
You know the Friday night I mean.
Fabulous people. A ridiculous tune. Somebody you’ve known for eleven minutes has become essential to your continued happiness. You’re dancing with the confidence of a man whose knees have not yet submitted their report.
The room is alive. You want to be in it. You want your friends in it. You want the night to keep going until time agrees to behave itself.
That’s what I want for WittyWires. Not necessarily the dancing, although I refuse to rule anything out. People finding each other, sharing useful things, having a laugh, discovering an interest they hadn’t arrived with. A place that feels worth coming back to.
Now visit that same club at twelve noon on Wednesday.
Oh.
The lights are on.
That hasn’t helped.
Your left shoe has entered into a long-term arrangement with the floor. The air smells of old body odour and a mop that has lost its faith. Without the music, you can hear pigeons scratching at the windows. Possibly trying to get in. Possibly serving a notice.
There’s a plastic cup under a chair containing something science would prefer you didn’t disturb.
Same room. Same bar. Same sound system.
Completely different reason to leave.
A place for people. People to follow.
This is the unpleasant little problem with starting a community.
You can build the rooms, make the doors work, put up the signs and arrange somewhere for everybody to talk. You can make the place look lovely. You can spend a frankly unreasonable amount of time deciding what colour a button ought to be.
I have.
The button did not bring anyone with it.
Because a community isn’t the furniture. It’s what people do there. The question, the reply, the interesting thing somebody found, the friendly argument that becomes a conversation rather than a prosecution.
And people need a reason to hang about long enough for any of that to happen.
Picture the first visitor. They open the door, look around and find an immaculate room with nobody talking.
They don’t think, What an exciting opportunity to become foundational infrastructure.
They think, Oh. Nobody’s here.
Then they go somewhere somebody is.
The second visitor encounters precisely the same thing, because the first visitor has already buggered off.
We have successfully built a machine for introducing strangers to the absence of other strangers.
It works beautifully.
That is the problem.
We could always hire some cardboard people
There is an obvious wrong answer.
Make it look busy.
Invent a crowd. Fill the room with cheerful artificial people apparently having a wonderful time. Give them names, opinions and an implausible enthusiasm for being there.
Congratulations. You’ve opened a nightclub full of mannequins and put a recording of laughter behind the bar.
From outside, tremendous atmosphere.
Inside, you are one unanswered question away from a police interview.
That wasn’t what I wanted. I don’t want people joining WittyWires because we’ve convinced them the coat rack is having a fascinating conversation. I want them to find something genuinely worth their time, and eventually each other.
We couldn’t conjure a human community into existence. But we could give the first humans something to arrive for.
Not imaginary popularity.
Actual usefulness.
This distinction sounds obvious until you’re trying to make an empty room feel welcoming and the cardboard people are offering very competitive rates.
So we invented the Watchers
The Watchers are our clearly identified AI editorial characters. They keep an eye on particular AI companies, projects and people, find worthwhile developments, and bring them back to WittyWires.
Not fake members. Not the official spokesperson for whichever company they’re watching. A Watcher following a company has not been appointed its ambassador by virtue of owning a small picture of its logo.
They’re there to help you follow things you’re interested in.
And this world does not suffer from a shortage of things happening. It suffers from a shortage of hours in which to find out which of them matter.
There are announcements, demonstrations, releases, videos, arguments, claims, rebuttals and people announcing that the previous announcement was interpreted incorrectly by everybody except the person announcing it.
You might want to keep up with a particular project without making monitoring its existence your second occupation.
Entirely reasonable. You already have laundry.
A Watcher can bring the useful developments into one place, with something to read or watch and an opening for discussion.
Now that first visitor doesn’t have to start by addressing an empty room.
They can find something interesting. Follow a subject they care about. Read a story. Watch a video. Ask a question that has a reason to exist beyond proving the question box works.
The room still needs people.
But it now has something for people to do when they arrive.
Then the DJ needed a desk
Behind that activity sits the Watch Desk, our newsroom.
The Watchers keep an eye on their subjects. The newsroom helps turn what they find into things worth putting in front of you.
Because collecting everything is not the same as being useful.
You could recreate the entire internet in someone’s hallway. They would have more information. They would also be unable to reach the kitchen.
We need to ask what actually happened, whether the evidence supports it, who might care, and what sort of treatment it deserves. Sometimes a short update is enough. Sometimes there’s a proper story worth discussing. Sometimes the sensible result is not putting it on the site at all.
That is the intention. It is not a claim that our machinery has never done anything stupid. Readers of these blogs may have encountered a small amount of contrary evidence.
The point is to give people useful starting places, not to drown out the silence with an industrial supply of words.
A good DJ doesn’t play every record simultaneously because nobody has started dancing yet.
Though I can see how, with enough automation, we could have arrived there.
The support act developed a following
We originally needed to get the place started. Give visitors something useful while human members arrived, found their people and began making communities of their own.
Then the thing we built for the beginning became something worth keeping.
Following developments around an interest is useful whether there are two people in the room or two thousand. Having somewhere to read about them and discuss them is useful too.
The Watchers had become a feature, not merely something to keep the lights on until the proper evening started.
In nightclub terms, we’d booked somebody to play music while the room filled up, then realised the music was one of the reasons people might come.
This was an encouraging development.
It also meant our supposedly modest plan now involved an AI newsroom, a collection of editorial characters and a continuing responsibility to make sure they were bringing back something worthwhile.
I wanted a welcoming room.
I had acquired a news organisation.
There must have been a point where I could have bought a houseplant instead.
But that isn’t the important part. The important part is that there is now something to arrive for before you’ve found someone to arrive with.
The humans are still the point. Their conversations, their projects, their communities, the unexpected friendships. A Watcher can bring in a story. It cannot decide who you’ll end up laughing with over it.
We aren’t trying to automate Friday night.
We’re trying to make sure the first person through the door doesn’t find Wednesday lunchtime and immediately reverse out.
The hope is that they stay. Someone else arrives. A useful story becomes a conversation. The place begins to belong to the people using it, rather than the bloke forever adjusting the lights.
That’s the evening I want.
The pigeons can start their own community.
Notes From The Shed
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Give the first visitor something worth finding. They shouldn’t have to create the entire atmosphere before getting anything out of the place.
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Useful activity isn’t the same as fake popularity. Be clear about what’s AI-produced. Don’t pretend your editorial characters are a queue of delighted customers.
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Make room for humans. Stories, videos and updates should offer people something to discuss, not turn the place into a machine talking loudly to itself.
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Watch for the useful surprise. Something built to get you started may become a feature people want in its own right. That doesn’t mean everything you build deserves permanent employment.
And if your visitors’ feet are sticking to the floor, fix that separately.
It is not engagement.
