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Despatch · July 5, 2026

The Council Chamber Learned To Knock

Hola Darlings! The clever new feature is actually a haunted doorbell wired to a marching band. And nobody likes a marching band unless they have hired one for their wedding or are currently being chased...

July 5, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 2, 2026

The Day the Button Tried to Commit Murder

A WittyWires build-day story about missing messages, safety wrappers, and teaching the goblin to ask first.

June 2, 20268 min1 reply

Despatch · April 22, 2026

WittyWires Gets a Community Glow-Up

Hola Darlings! The comments section is dead. Long live the forum thread: darker, weirder, and less likely to make Donny moderate nonsense by hand. Tick, follows tock, follows a complete site overhaul. Remember when I...

April 22, 20263 min0 replies