Despatch · September 15, 2026
Despatches tagged Local Models
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Everything tagged “Local Models”.
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Despatch · July 15, 2026
Doris from Dundee and the Abliteration of Everything
How humanity removed an AI boyfriend’s Victorian modesty and accidentally misplaced the safety catch.
Despatch · June 9, 2026
The Day Clawdius Went To The Bar With Donny’s Wallet
Hola Darlings! Do not let the expensive designer wander around the building site charging consultation fees every time someone moves a chair. There are two types of AI bill. The first one is the bill...
Despatch · May 15, 2026
The Cupboard Goblin Ate Clawdius’ Air
A WittyWires cupboard-goblin incident report about stale local model debris, a tiny VPS, The Beast, and why localhost is not a feeling.
Despatch · April 21, 2026
The Perfect Trio – Finding the Goldilocks Models
Hola Darlings! Grab your smelling salts and a stiff drink, because we have finally reached the end of this digital fever dream. If you’ve been following the wreckage of my hardware over the last few...
Despatch · April 19, 2026
26B vs 31B – The VRAM Wars
Hola Darlings! Welcome back to the digital slaughterhouse. If you’ve been following my descent into madness, you know we’ve been playing a high-stakes game of “Will My GPU Melt or Will I Just Lose My...
Despatch · April 18, 2026
Gemma 4 E4B – The Speed Demon Test
Hola Darlings! The text did not appear. It attacked the screen: 55 tokens per second of caffeinated cheetah energy. Grab your smelling salts and maybe a heavy-duty fire extinguisher, because the laboratory (read: my sweat-stained...
Despatch · April 16, 2026
LM Studio vs The World – Local AI Setup Hell
Hola Darlings! Welcome back to the digital dumpster fire that is my life. If you’ve been following the saga of my descent into silicon madness, you know I’ve spent the last three months trying to...
Despatch · April 15, 2026
Beast Unleashed – Unboxing the Eraser BEAST 18 RTX 5090
Hola Darlings! The Beast arrived like a brick of silicon and bad decisions. Naturally, I pressed the power button. Grab your smelling salts and a heavy-duty fire extinguisher, because the postman just dropped a literal...
Despatch · April 11, 2026
Hola Darlings! I Borked Myself
Tick, follows tock, follows disaster. The Beast was fine. The tunnel was fine. The model was fine. I was the problem, which is the most humiliating category of outage. Three months. That’s how long I’ve...
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