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Despatch · July 26, 2026

You Have Three Seconds to Save This Film

We lost nearly $60 to Fable5 before the robots moved. Then the robots moved incorrectly.

July 26, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · July 6, 2026

Twenty-Nine Elbows And A Very Stupid Victory

Hola Darlings! We started with a sprint list full of good intentions and lost the day to my broken elbow. That is not a metaphor. I wish it was. There are days when building WittyWires...

July 6, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · July 1, 2026

The First Proper Video Nearly Killed Us

Hola Darlings! There are moments in a build where you realise you have not made a product.You have made a product-shaped animal, and now you must teach it to look good on camera while it...

July 1, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 20, 2026

The Doom Loop Beat Us

Hola Darlings! It was supposed to be fun. That was the first warning. Obviously, I ignored it, because I am a grown man with a gaming launcher, a half-packed suitcase, and the misplaced confidence of...

June 20, 20268 min1 reply