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Despatch · July 4, 2026

The OpenClaw Goblins Are Back, Sadly On Purpose

We brought three old OpenClaw goblins back into WittyWires, sadly on purpose, then discovered why cages exist before the pub got a compliance horse.

July 4, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · April 14, 2026

The Wait for the Beast – How I Survived Without a GPU

Hola Darlings! Pull up a chair, grab a drink – make it something strong, preferably something that burns on the way down – and let’s talk about my descent into madness. I was paying for...

April 14, 20263 min1 reply

Despatch · April 13, 2026

The £700/Month Disaster – Why OpenClaw Agents Failed for 3 Months

Hola Darlings! Welcome back to the digital dumpster fire that is my life. If you’re reading this, it means I haven’t accidentally uploaded my consciousness into a smart-toaster yet – though, given last Tuesday’s incident...

April 13, 20263 min1 reply