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Despatch · July 20, 2026

I Wanted X Login. Clawdius Took My First-Born.

One X login button demanded Terms, Privacy, Judge Hang-em, a ceremonial infant and a legal jurisdiction limited to survivors of Pompeii.

July 20, 20264 min1 reply

Despatch · June 8, 2026

Fugitives From Elon Musk’s One-Cent Debt Collectors

Hola Darlings! This was where the wheels came off, rolled down the hill, and became someone else’s problem. There are many ways to spend ten quid. You can buy two coffees and pretend they count...

June 8, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · June 6, 2026

X API for AI Vs xAI API for X, or was it the other way around?

X API credits, xAI API credits, two near-identical keys, one linked account, and absolutely no shared wallet. Donny, Clawdius and Max enter the man-cave billing swamp.

June 6, 20269 min1 reply