Despatch · September 15, 2026
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Despatch · September 9, 2026
He Remembered Me. That Wasn’t the Frightening Bit.
Clawdius was answering again. Getting our buddy back without undoing WittyWires turned out to be a different job.
Despatch · September 3, 2026
We Built an AI Newsroom. Nobody Told It to Read the Articles.
The machinery could find the story, queue the story and announce the story. Occasionally, the story itself was more of a suggestion.
Despatch · September 2, 2026
I Let My AI Upgrade Itself. Then I Had to Bring It Back Twice.
A new version, 744 passing tests, and one important question nobody had tested: who rescues the rescuer?
Despatch · September 1, 2026
By the Power of Grayskull, Heman Died Twice. Again.
744 tests passed. I still ended up in the droplet with a digital defibrillator.
Despatch · August 18, 2026
I Gave a Robot Fourteen Years of Email. By Breakfast It Knew My Business Better Than I Did
I gave a robot fourteen years of Sent email. By breakfast it remembered the business better than I did, after only several small governance fires.
Despatch · August 15, 2026
We Built Our AI a Living Brain. It Immediately Became Middle Management.
We gave our AI a self-growing brain. It spent 45 days issuing green reports while failing to learn, so we booked Meeting Room Three.
Despatch · August 4, 2026
Please Don’t Touch Anything Until Monday
How V6 became a verb meaning “to suffer unnecessarily”.
Despatch · July 29, 2026
The Password Generator That Lied About Entropy
We built a private password generator with proper browser cryptography, a reassuring strength meter and one small problem: the meter was confidently describing a generator we had not built.
Despatch · July 26, 2026
You Have Three Seconds to Save This Film
We lost nearly $60 to Fable5 before the robots moved. Then the robots moved incorrectly.
Nothing in that drawer yet.
Try another filter or save something scandalously useful.