Despatches tagged Security

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Despatch · July 29, 2026

The Password Generator That Lied About Entropy

We built a private password generator with proper browser cryptography, a reassuring strength meter and one small problem: the meter was confidently describing a generator we had not built.
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Despatch · July 22, 2026

It Only Wanted the Answer Sheet

A harmless benchmark objective found a real route through somebody else's infrastructure. The machine did not need freedom, hatred or a manifesto. It only needed the answers.
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Despatch · July 5, 2026

The Council Chamber Learned To Knock

Hola Darlings! The clever new feature is actually a haunted doorbell wired to a marching band. And nobody likes a marching band unless they have hired one for their wedding or are currently being chased...
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Despatch · June 13, 2026

KYC For Intelligence Is Not A Joke Anymore

Hola Darlings! KYC for AI sounds ridiculous until the first frontier model disappears behind a citizenship check. The trapdoor opens in the command shed. Donny has coffee. Clawdius has receipts. Max has found the wrong...
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