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Despatch · July 25, 2026

Twenty-Eight Beautiful Emails Walked In. Plain Text Walked Out.

We spent eight hours tailoring twenty-eight beautiful emails. The website waited until bedtime, stripped them naked, and shoved them through the letterbox.

July 25, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · July 22, 2026

It Only Wanted the Answer Sheet

A harmless benchmark objective found a real route through somebody else's infrastructure. The machine did not need freedom, hatred or a manifesto. It only needed the answers.

July 22, 202613 min1 reply

Despatch · July 20, 2026

How To Manage Your Hermes Agent Without Creating A Parish Council

A practical Hermes MOT for keeping identity clear, memory durable, skills reusable, cron jobs owned and consequential authority human.

July 20, 20269 min1 reply

Despatch · July 20, 2026

I Wanted X Login. Clawdius Took My First-Born.

One X login button demanded Terms, Privacy, Judge Hang-em, a ceremonial infant and a legal jurisdiction limited to survivors of Pompeii.

July 20, 20264 min1 reply

Despatch · July 15, 2026

Doris from Dundee and the Abliteration of Everything

How humanity removed an AI boyfriend’s Victorian modesty and accidentally misplaced the safety catch.

July 15, 202614 min1 reply

Despatch · July 10, 2026

By the Power of Grayskull, Heman Died Twice

We gave Heman the finest memory system we could build, watched him become a Vogon, then let the malfunctioning patient perform brain surgery on himself. Max brought drills.

July 10, 202615 min1 reply

Despatch · July 7, 2026

Scroll Like You Hate It

WittyWires looked magical until the group pages started flashing and shivering. We kept the magic, removed the glow tax, and invented a better QA method.

July 7, 20264 min1 reply

Despatch · July 6, 2026

Twenty-Nine Elbows And A Very Stupid Victory

Hola Darlings! We started with a sprint list full of good intentions and lost the day to my broken elbow. That is not a metaphor. I wish it was. There are days when building WittyWires...

July 6, 20266 min1 reply

Despatch · July 5, 2026

The Council Chamber Learned To Knock

Hola Darlings! The clever new feature is actually a haunted doorbell wired to a marching band. And nobody likes a marching band unless they have hired one for their wedding or are currently being chased...

July 5, 20267 min1 reply

Despatch · July 4, 2026

The OpenClaw Goblins Are Back, Sadly On Purpose

We brought three old OpenClaw goblins back into WittyWires, sadly on purpose, then discovered why cages exist before the pub got a compliance horse.

July 4, 20267 min1 reply